They should really develop a filter for what you're searching for on the search engine. If you are a heterosexual boy like me, you would probably want to filter out Yaoi and stuff like that. You know, selecting keywords that relate to stuff you don't like.
Additional; If you're going to write stories and fan-fics, please check the spelling before you post. Just read it out loud to yourself, and you might be suprised at what you find. "Not in Kansas anymore"? More like "A Plethora of Errors". I mean, it's an interesting story, but the misspellings take away from the plot.